The below link is to their list of this to Not do when your running an evil empire.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList?from=Main.JackButlersOriginalEvilOverlordList
Here are some of my favorite items on the list-
- My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
- One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
- I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
- When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
- Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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